Having had Google AdSense implemented for a couple of weeks now i have made a grand total of £0.00, so just reading around Google i have come across many a ‘kind person’ offering how to make £50>1000 a day from Google AdSense, having read these pages out of interest these oh so generous people were offering this information at a price of nigh on £50, what a joke!

I can tell you right now these people are not making huge amounts out of AdSense but out of the poor people who have it and cannot make a penny out of it!

This is not a funny nor witty post but genuine anger at the people who think we are stupid enough to not see what they are doing when it is as clear as Gordon Brown’s shitty leadership style!

Mr.G

Bonjour,

After getting back safely from France, I feel I can only moan about one thing, the French people. If i were to brand them, I would give them the line:

‘The most miserable people in the world’

Throughout my stay in France i encountered about 5 happy French people, all of which were running shops, so when you think about it, they had to be happy to try and make me buy a rubber ball for 6 Euro – that’s right £6 (almost) for a ball! The rest of the miserable sods all scowled at anything and everything.

I’m putting money on the fact that if they won the lottery they would complain about having to waste 5 minutes watching the results, when they could have been standing outside scowling at foreign English folk!

That is all for now, speak soon,

Mr.G

Mr.G is going away again to France so i’m sure i will find many a thing to complain and grumble about, i will be back just before my AS Results so i m sure after them i will have something to grumble about too, so look forward to many more grumbles!

Mr.G

Afternoon World, this is a grumble but not is not aimed at who you think it might be!

As we all know the whole UK Government scandal has blow over, many people have paid back the money they took to order a duck which had the vocal qualities of Frank Sinatra for a dinner party, but now the time has come for Mr Grumble to cast his misty view on the events.

At the time it was announced that MP Douglas Hogg or “Moat Man” for short had claimed for his beloved moat to be cleaned the whole of the UK joined in uproar, pledging that they no longer have faith in Parliament and some people even vented their anger in worse ways, in some cases people voted BNP! The question that i put to you good people is:

‘What would you have done in the same situation?’

Lets take an example,

I arrive at work one day and am greeted by ‘Moaty’ He has a great big smile on his face and tells me that his moat has be cleaned out, at first i think it is a euphemism but them begin to remember his castle did sport a unclean moat last time i was their feasting on pig hoof’s and chicken heads. He then says,

‘But the best part ‘Grumbly’ it was free!’

‘How’ i exclaim

‘Expenses’ he replies and leaves to see if his package for a portcullis has arrived.

In this situation i can safely say that i would have put everything i could on expenses, the boring things such as light bulbs, meals and the like, but if people around me were getting away with the most extravagant of claims i’m pretty certain i would have tried it too. My thoughts would have quickly turned to a ‘Hot Air Balloon Flight Across London’ which as an MP would help me see and understand London Better (good answer hey!) but i can safely say with no doubt in my mind i would have claimed everything on expenses.

Although it has had a long build up my grumble is targetted towards the British public who all acted discusted at the MP’s behaviour, but i bet at work they have taken a pen or a mouse mat!

So UK just ask yourself, ‘What would you have done in the same situation?’ and write to me below, and if you can honestly say you wouldn’t have claimed on a duck island, fair play to you!

Mr.G

Right a quick grumble about a bloody marrow!

As i have done nothing all day, literally, so i went on a cycle ride to just get out of the house and on my way home i saw a little farm giving away free marrow’s i thought i could use one at home to cook with and eventually eat so i picked up the biggest one i could see. Now i was on a bike so i had to work out a method to carry the marrow and cycle safely(ish) so at first i put in under my arm and began cycling with one arm, i quickly found out this idea was about as good as trying to molest a piglet, doo-able but a lot of effort. So i then placed the marrow on my handle bars, as i have a pretty big hand span i was able to grab the handle bars around the marrow, wheyy!

This method of transport backfired quickly with the marrow slipping forward into the path of my bike, my front tyre flew over the marrow and caused my saddle to hit me in the region which may well be nicknamed ‘marrows.’ Alas i had damaged my body, the bike and the bloody marrow so i cycled to the closest field and threw it into the bush!

Hopefully never to see or hear from it again!

*No piglests were harmed in the making of this post*

I feel this should be posted in an OCD blog somewhere but this is something that doesn’t exactly annoy me but i cannot do it. This is a grumble to anyone who has their volume on an odd number.

Let me explain,

I was watching Television last night (Big Brother to be precise, yes i am a fan, and proud) and to my horror i found that my sister had placed the volume on the dreaded number 11, i instantly got up, snatched away the television remote, (which in my house is called the remote – a grumble about this soon) and upped the volume to 12.

The reason behind this i cant explain, i have had this for years and with any electrical device, TV,Radio, Cd Player, Ipod the volume has to be on an odd number. The bad thing about my problem is that if 11 is the perfect volume and 12 is too loud and 10 too quiet i have to strain my ears or wake everyone else up in the house.

Just for the record the numbers allowed on any of my electrical appliances are: 2,4,6,8,10,12,14, 15, 16, 18,20 etc. The number 15 is strange as it is allowed due to it being a multiple of five which is most definitely allowed!

Do you have the same feelings towards volume or just think i am totally strange, COMMENT BELOW!:)

Right,

Obviously this is quite a targeted grumble but i still think i should voice my thoughts on the matter.

I actually have 3 grumbles about the gym, one about the workers, another about the cost of the place and finally one about the scales and heart rate monitor. I think today will focus on the workers, so let the story begin.

Recently i have become a member of my local gym, as a complete newbie to Gym’s i needed a ‘Personal Trainer’ to talk me through the machines and what to do. The ‘Personal Trainer’ term should be used loosely in this case as the ‘trainer’ i got spent more time talking to other members of the gym and strangely drawing on females legs, now i know i do not boast a massive pair of tits (due to being a male) so obviously this is a down side for the personal trainer, but i expect him to at least draw on the leg of the person he is training, if he wanted he could draw his perfect female on my leg and pay attention to he, at least he would be looking at me! Of course i don’t want him to draw on my legs but i do expect him to pay attention to me, surely that is a small ask. During the time he was drawing a beautifully sculpted tattoo on a females leg he had left me on the highest setting on the bike, anything could have happened to me in the 5 minutes he was creating his masterpiece, as it was i just soaked my t-shirt with sweat and raised my heart rate to a dangerously high level.

Another problem i have with the workers of the gym is the fact they have employed a worker who looks to me to be slightly overweight, this is not a great selling point for the gym as when you enter through the door and see a instructor who is bigger than you, it seems he should probably not be working at the gym but working out at the gym, did you see what i did there!

If you have the same problems at your gym or feel i am being too picky, write me a comment below. I want to hear from you all.

Mr.G

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Right after posting late last night i feel that i cannot just grumble about everything in life so have decided to post things which make me happy too!

I will have a little key at the end of every title:

G – Stands for Grumble

P – Positive Topic

So if you see a ‘P’ at the end of a title it means i am being positive and my glass has been filled back up again from half empty to half full!

Mr.G

I know its late (12:54) to be precise but after watching ‘The Football League Show’ now on BBC – That’s something i wont grumble about, maybe i will make a ‘Non-Grumble’ section so i don’t seem like such a moody person. As a City fan i feel in need to post a small grunt at my team to try and get them going.

As i have supported them for all my years it is hard to do this so it will be a lackluster jibe at the dismal performance today, which im sure they will agree with.

Now loosing 5-0 to a side (Notts County) coungers up thoughts and feelings  of playing against a team who don’t know their left from their right, let alone the offside rule, so City a team with 11 (and more including subs) able bodied, fully suited and booted players to loose 5-0 on the opening day must really be a huge blow.

To not upset any of the fans this is just a small plea for any City fans that feel the same as me or possibly Big Stuart Mcall (if you are grumbling along with me) please pick it up boys and start at least drawing, it would be a start! If all else fails you can always post comments on my blog to get yourself noticed!

More real grumbles to follow tomorrow!

Mr.G