Archive for the ‘English/England’ Category

Mr Grumble’s Brush With The Law – G

Howdy Guys,
It has been a busy week for Mr.G and as the title suggests i have had a brush with the authorities, don’t worry though i am safe and it was a small misunderstanding, almost like the Simpsons episode where Ned Flanders is asked by the police,
‘Are you Ed Flanders?
He Replies, ‘No, Ned Flanders’
The Policeman [...]

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Government Expenses – G

Afternoon World, this is a grumble but not is not aimed at who you think it might be!
As we all know the whole UK Government scandal has blow over, many people have paid back the money they took to order a duck which had the vocal qualities of Frank Sinatra for a dinner party, but [...]

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The English Language

Hello World,
I have arrived back safely from my holiday and have gathered many-a-thing to grumble about. So lets begin.
Walking down the sunny street on holiday holding an Ice-Cream in one hand and humming ‘I can show you the world’ (don’t ask) during a particularly high rendition of the song i was stopped mid chorus due [...]

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